september 12th 1991 Tim kerber Special Edition***

Things I've learned on P.R.

  • 90 degrees is no longer hot. 109 in a car without air conditioning is hot!
  • Swiss people don't burp. (Americans do)
  • Heather has a difficult job. So does Nana... and Paul... and Maja
  • It is very important to remember you are in Up With People when a car cuts out in front of you. It is also very hard to smile at them.
  • You must be flexible on P.R. That way when you rebook and cancel hotels repeatly, they can't twist your head off. (it just kind of spins around)
  • On P.R. you get to line up some really neat stuff. Unfortunately, you are too busy to be allowed to go with the cast, when they do them.
  • 4 out of 5 P.R. teams drink Diet Coke. It's v-v-e-r-r-y-s-s-t-i-muatling.
  • I've decided not to give up my police career to become a rapper. (My P.R. team begged me until I promised)
  • On P.R. you learn to steer a conversation away from any topic and somehow end up promoting the upcoming show.
  • Americans say "a watched pot never boils". that doens't do justice to describe getting ticket sales updates. They do sell, just don't under estimate show time ticket sales!
  • And finally P.R. is hard. But also very fun, I recommend it!
*** Tim Kerber ***



1 comment:

TK_NH said...

Lol - I don't even remember writing that but it is my thoughts so it was me! Too funny.